Jackie Juno's ACME Book of Poetry a cut-price book of poems for those with LESS money than sense.
At Last! An affordable poetry book indispensable for the literary connoisseur, who cares more about the Book, not the Cover; the Substance, not the Packaging; the Bananas, not the Skins; the Nuts, not the Shells. For those whose financial situation is entirely at odds with their impeccable taste and discernment.
Includes such gems as Tourette's Dartmoor, Luck, Friend, Piles, Fags, Trip, Boffins, Nice, Wolves, Lunacy. Also features other poems with much longer titles.
Don't laugh, but it's only £3.00 (I know, I know.)
- plus p&p: UK - 60p EU - £1.20 Worldwide - £2.40
(For payment details see below.)
Makes an ideal gift for friends who are already aware that you are a tight-fisted bastard.
DARE Poetry Book
DARE is a collection of humorous, poignant and hard-hitting poetry lovingly, proudly - yet humbly - created by Jackie with her bare hands.
A frankly superior quality poetry book featuring Jackie's best-known work, eg. Menopausal Vigilantes, Unaccustomed Bout of Shyness in One Usually Rather Bold, and Fucking Fuckwit to name but a few classics in her repertoire...
If you give this as a present to someone, they will undoubtedly surmise that you are deep & sensitive, yet passionate & honest - and with a FANTASTIC sense of humour. A thoughtful gift which reflects your awesome individuality and profound perceptiveness, married with your high intelligence and compassion for the world and all who dwell thereupon. Dig? This is not something purchased by a sexist racist fascist ignorant bigot. (Well, not intentionally, anyway).
Made with very nice card and different fonts and colours, and hand-sewn by Jackie Juno in her front room.
£6.00 - plus p&p: UK - 60p EU - £1.20 Worldwide - £1.80
(p&p for both ACME & DARE books: UK - 80p EU - £1.40 Worldwide - £2.10)
(For payment details see below.)
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