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JACKIE JUNO

Jackie is currently appearing to great acclaim presenting her 'Stand-up Poetry'
- please email her if you wish to be put on her emailing list for news of gigs and events.

Check out myspace soon for Jackie's page...


Jackie is a creatrix of multi-media solo comedy shows

Osmosis: Surreal show with slides, songs, poetry and movement. Puts one in mind of Ivor Cutler channelling Laurie Anderson after ingesting psilocybin on a motorbike ride to Avebury.

Big Bang: (being the entire his'n'herstory of the universe- a musical) Featuring Brian Abbott on guitar and the Universe on flipchart. Tragi-comic take on life as we know it- spattered with brilliant songs and slides throughout. Extensive coverage of stair-baskets, stone circles, trombones and cheese!

One Big Mutha: (A Goddessy Odyssey into motherhood) with slides, songs, and live art- a comic yet poignant personal tale. Side splitting and... and well, may split other parts too...

Previous appearances include many festivals; eg. Glastonbury, Bath Fringe, Quest & Westcountry Storytelling Festival... also private parties, weird pubs and kinky cabarets!

Completely inspired original entertainment...

Book now for your event! 

jackiejuno@yahoo.co.uk


  • A painter since childhood: exhibiting since 1982 in UK, USA, Australia and New Zealand.
  • A singer since 1985: solo, also with Invisibles, Witch, and Vamp
  • A dancer since 1990: including Kangaroo Moon, Ani Williams, Invisible
    Opera Company, Global/Riven
  • A Comedienne since 1993: including Bath Fringe, Glastonbury Festival

- Solo Album "Osmosis" (1997), based on 20 years of dreams
- Album: "Take the Snake", by Witch (1997)
- Video "Big Bang" (2001) - a multi-media solo show
(being the entire his'n'herstory of the Universe - a musical!)  
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Gigging with multi-media solo shows "Big Bang", "One Big Mutha" and "Osmosis" (with slides, songs, poetry and movement)




Ishtar    

Exhibiting original artworks in the UK
A wide range of art cards for sale

"The Temple of the Moon Goddess"
A series of oil paintings and accompanying shrines dedicated to nine moon goddesses.  With writings detailing research into the goddesses and the personal journey which led to their creation.  This is being exhibited at various venues.  

Jackie also holds experiential workshops of ritual, creativity and sacred dance within the Temple to explore our gifts of intuition, healing and primal wisdom.

Currently exhibiting "This Mortal Coil"- Art, music, writing, and a collection of Poetry.

Email Jackie for details about any of the above projects. 
jackiejuno@yahoo.co.uk


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Jackie Juno's ACME Book of Poetry – a cut-price book of poems for those with LESS money than sense.

At Last! An affordable poetry book indispensable for the literary connoisseur, who cares more about the Book, not the Cover; the Substance, not the Packaging; the Bananas, not the Skins; the Nuts, not the Shells. For those whose financial situation is entirely at odds with their impeccable taste and discernment.

Includes such gems as Tourette's Dartmoor, Luck, Friend, Piles, Fags, Trip, Boffins, Nice, Wolves, Lunacy. Also features other poems with much longer titles.

Don't laugh, but it's only £3.00 (I know, I know.)

- plus p&p: UK - 60p EU - £1.20 Worldwide - £2.40

(For payment details see below.)

Makes an ideal gift for friends who are already aware that you are a tight-fisted bastard.

DARE Poetry Book

DARE is a collection of humorous, poignant and hard-hitting poetry lovingly, proudly - yet humbly - created by Jackie with her bare hands.

A frankly superior quality poetry book featuring Jackie's best-known work, eg. Menopausal Vigilantes, Unaccustomed Bout of Shyness in One Usually Rather Bold, and Fucking Fuckwit to name but a few classics in her repertoire...

If you give this as a present to someone, they will undoubtedly surmise that you are deep & sensitive, yet passionate & honest - and with a FANTASTIC sense of humour. A thoughtful gift which reflects your awesome individuality and profound perceptiveness, married with your high intelligence and compassion for the world and all who dwell thereupon. Dig? This is not something purchased by a sexist racist fascist ignorant bigot. (Well, not intentionally, anyway).
Made with very nice card and different fonts and colours, and hand-sewn by Jackie Juno in her front room.

£6.00 - plus p&p: UK - 60p EU - £1.20 Worldwide - £1.80
(p&p for both ACME & DARE books: UK - 80p EU - £1.40 Worldwide - £2.10)

(For payment details see below.)



Nine Times A W.I.T.C.H.
A4 Print
– £2.50 each

- plus p&p (up to 5 copies):
UK - 50p EU - £1.00
Worldwide - £1.60

(For payment details see below.)


NEIGHBOURHOOD WITCH
card, blank inside
– £1.00 each

- plus p&p: UK - 40p EU - 60p Worldwide - 80p
(
up to 5 cards: UK - 60p EU - £1.00 Worldwide - £1.80)


TEMPLE OF THE MOON GODDESS
large cards, blank inside,
(selection of nine available)

This is actually part of the inside cover of the CD of the same name - the cards themselves are mounted onto plain white background, with wording on the back of the card. Please email for further examples of all nine cards.

Cards @ £1.50 each - Set of all Nine Cards @ only £10

- plus p&p: UK - 40p EU - 60p Worldwide - 80p
(up to 9 cards: UK - 80p EU - £1.80 Worldwide - £3.20)


Payment details:

Discounts available for combined and bulk orders

Please email for details:
jackiejuno@yahoo.co.uk

Payable by cheque made out to: Jackie Juno
15 Southview
Bovey Tracey
Devon TQ13 9AQ
UK